Chaotic

(with hearts in my eyes) i hate him. he sucks so bad

what are your twenties if not an endless string of the ghosts of who you thought you would become

So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.

what if you made an honest expression of genuine human emotion and someone saw it!

one thing about me is that i am viscerally against inconveniencing retail and food workers… the checkout guy just mistakenly asked to see my ID because he thought my sparking water was hard seltzer and my ass just showed it to him instead of saying anything. i think i would rather die then correct him in his home turf

he realized and was like “why did you show me” and i was like “you have never done anything wrong ever in your life” 

we slidin

At that point he’s a passenger too

Happy we slidin season to all who observe

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”

Every tweet I've seen about this is screaming "where's the lie" and "he did nothing wrong"; I don't think this news story is getting quite the reaction the media was hoping for.

what's ironic about the backlash to the title of jennette mccurdy's memoir is that "burr burr being a mom is so hard and puts you next to godliness" is both a sword and shield for abusive mothers. these stories diverge in the details, but that element will always stay the same.

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

What Was The Image

thats between me and the holy fucking ghost

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible