*twirling my hair around my finger* hes just soooooo burdened by his sense of duty and the insurmountable weight of being a mere man written into the role of a myth

ok computer show me men in pain

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

a lot of things are temporary but wolf 359 is forever

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

guy who wont accept your criticism of the way things are unless you come up with some radical perfect solution to the thing you’re criticizing

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot