*twirling my hair around my finger* hes just soooooo burdened by his sense of duty and the insurmountable weight of being a mere man written into the role of a myth

backspacing on my own text post like WHO CARES

If Mario were for adults instead of children perhaps he would say "fuck" instead of "wahoo". Let me know what you think.

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

im a bit drunk and i HATE books there has never been a good book everyone give up right now it wont happen stop trying

i have a degree in writing and in my professional opinion: its not happening

my family was rich running our aura farm before castro and the other communists nationalized swag

Always forever helplessly genuinely dependent on the beautifully humble adverb