*twirling my hair around my finger* hes just soooooo burdened by his sense of duty and the insurmountable weight of being a mere man written into the role of a myth

If Mario were for adults instead of children perhaps he would say "fuck" instead of "wahoo". Let me know what you think.

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

im a bit drunk and i HATE books there has never been a good book everyone give up right now it wont happen stop trying

i have a degree in writing and in my professional opinion: its not happening

my family was rich running our aura farm before castro and the other communists nationalized swag

Always forever helplessly genuinely dependent on the beautifully humble adverb