*twirling my hair around my finger* hes just soooooo burdened by his sense of duty and the insurmountable weight of being a mere man written into the role of a myth

our age of bronze is collapsing, the age of iron struggles to be born... now is the time of sea peoples

in the United Kingdom, people eat a street food known as the ‘tesco meal deal’, often made up of a sandwich, a side, and a beverage. it is renowned for being a cheap and easy option for many. however the more adventurous palate can opt for the ‘greggs sausage roll’ for a truly local flavour…

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic