Rebirth

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

rip ronan lynch you would've loved to tell everyone you know "the pope said i have to bomb openai data centers"

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

"fuck coyotes they eat my cats" have you considered not letting your small household invasive species outside instead of blaming native fauna for behaving like animals?

a coyote has actually never eaten any of the 3 cats I've had despite growing up in an area with lots of coyotes. the oldest cat is about 15/16ish. this is because they are not outside cats. hope this helps.

cock reveal in 12,000 years

11,999 years

11,998 years

I’m chained up in a basement and tortured + bleeding but I’m not an emaciated little twink so no one even cared enough to jack off to it

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me