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Lessons from the 90s that children today need

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the-quasar-hero

Assign an aspect of nature to prev

Waves at the beach

Rushing breeze through leaves

A crack of thunder

Flow of a river

The shine of a gem

Dancing embers of a flame

Torrential rain

Slow falling snow

An emerald sea of grass

Austere cliffside

A maze of roots

The endless oceans

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

#waves at the beach #summer vibes #can be chill or can be hyped up #always cool

pwhlminnesota

Boss is staying put 🙂‍↕️😤 Goaltender Marlène Boissonnault has been re-signed to a one-year standard player agreement.

#marlene boissonnault #minnesota frost #yesssss #she's so funny I love her

judedoyle

Read a preview of Clayface: Celebrity Dirt #1 from DC Comics, written by Jude Ellison S. Doyle with art by Fran Galán.

This Wednesday, my first ever Big Two comic, Clayface: Celebrity Dirt, hits comic shops. I am excited and/or terrified. Here's a preview, which will hopefully leave you feeling at least one of those two feelings.

#exciting things happening

youhavethewrong

by @beetlemoses

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eriebasin

A rare c1980 Tiffany & Co ring with four green emeralds set in between tapered white diamond baguettes. Beautifully made in 18K yellow gold. Weighs 6.3 grams.

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#jewels #oh no I love it

owa-tagoo-siam

#a truly magical probably cursed artifact #incredible

kink-tomato

This zine, and I cannot over emphasize how funny this is, is for Anne Rice’s Interview with the Vampire

getvalentined

These people blocked me on both Twitter and Tumblr, and then someone used a burner account to go off on me on Twitter. This person insisted that I was singlehandedly responsible for the project falling.

I made one comment, and it was this:

No clue how my single comment did this. But okay.

undeadhousewife

#I will never stop laughing at people who pretzel themselves this way #in their pathetic attempts of moral purity #the immense hilarity of this being for a book that involves so much murder and fucking and blood and killing!!!!!

hppjmxrgosg

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.

#fandom culture

afurioushawk

cryoverkiltmilk

I hope every one of them got heat stroke in their fucking temu klan hoods

#america!#this picture is phenomenal #and horrifying #I sincerely hope that person trapped in this car full of white supremacists had a better day and got home safely #we have to do so much work on this fucking country

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dreadpiratemegatron

Steller’s jay stealing sweetener packets

National Geographic photo contest 2011

zanmor

Those are clearly complimentary and thus this isn’t theft. A social faux pas perhaps but that’s all.

#one of my cherished memories is watching a grackle rip open sweetener packets #and just go to town eating sugar and splenda #on the table next to us at a tex mex place in south austin #oh to be back in that moment

escuerzoresucitado

koyoriin

break it

#art #I really like these cyberpunk characters from this artist

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tilthat

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

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toastpotent-deactivated20250619

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

beggars-opera

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

ti-bae-rius

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

ti-bae-rius

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

#america!

krudman

Any non-American's ever hear about Buc-ee's?

The gas station that's as big as a football stadium, Buc-ee's?

The Wall of Jerky Buc-ee's?

The wall of candy Buc-ee's?

Renowned on America's highways for their billboards, Buc-ee's?

Renowned on America's highways for their bathrooms, Buc-ee's?

Would you like to join a cult, Buc-ee's?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN A CULT, BUC-EE'S?

W̵̯̝̦̊̈́O̷͚̙̥̖͠U̶̢̗̽̈́͛̈́̄͜͜L̴̤̰̻͕̹͚̀͌̎̃̔Ḑ̴̭̙̞̑͗̈͗͠͠ ̶̨̤͉̿̈́́̍Y̸̩͈͒̈́̀̆̍Ǫ̷̘̪̋̄ͅU̸̗͔͕̅ ̷̪̘͋͑̈́̓͝Ḷ̵̨̦̜́̄͜͜I̴͔̒̕K̵͓͗̒E̶̢̮̊͂ ̶̝͐̑̇T̸̨̟̣̖̗̿̃ͅO̶̻̻̖̮͙̍̓̈͋͛͜ ̴̛̬͓́͆̅͘Ĵ̷̥͉͔̬̮̊͊Ŏ̷̧̯̬͚̖̃͜Ḭ̴̩̲̄̾̈́͆͑N̴̫̒̃̌̅ ̶̢͔̈́̃̄͌̀̕A̶͚̋̏̀ ̶͔̯̽͝ͅC̸͓̉̆͝Ū̵͇͂́̂͝L̸̪̲̳͗ͅT̷̯͙̠͇͙̖͗,̴̦̰͖̆͑͝ ̸̥̳̯̜̭̹̌͒͒̓̈́̾B̶̡̰͍̝̞̈́͗̄̍̾͘Ű̶͕̳͚̽̍̊͘͠C̷̡͍̣͂-̵̟̩̭̔É̸̻̫Ę̴͎͚̬̘̭́'̵̧̈́̑̽̀Ṣ̷̊͆͒̔̒̈́?̶͎͆?̴̛̭̖̰̬̐̔͗͘͠

ALL HAIL, BUC-EE'S!!!

destrochao

@bax16 All hail

cult-of-buc-ee-official

ALL HAIL 🙏🏼🦫

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