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kosmogrl

xanaxfarts

cottoncandylesbo

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons

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cottoncandylesbo

ils appellent ma bite excalibur. parce qu'elle est restée dans un lac pendant longtemps . pas d'autre raison

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FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS (BONUS POINTS)

1.) Do you think OP would allow the French near their posts? Why or why not?

2.) Does translating the post add any additional humor? If so, how?

3.) Would another language affect your chances of survival?

3.) Are you in danger?

3.) How fast can you run?

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QUESTIONS SUPPLÉMENTAIRES (POINTS BONUS)

1.) Quelque chose me fait dire que non.

2.) Le français n'est-il pas une vaste blague ?

3.) Je ne crois pas, jusque là, l'anglais n'a que des effets secondaires minimes sur ma santé.

3.) Apparement.

3.) Pardon.

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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

afloweroutofstone

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

crapscicle

sister-hawk

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

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loveridden1999

starting a collection

sacred-portal

sanguine-raven

more crow tricks please they're so cutes

okidoki

fullmetal-kinnie

Forgive me.

thatbastardlass-deactivated2021

only if you forgive me

thatbastardlass-deactivated2021

His world now

thatbastardlass-deactivated2021

HEY YOU

YOURE FINALLY AWAKE

fullmetal-kinnie

Oh sweet Jesus.

thatbastardlass-deactivated2021

i am so sorry for this

lochneddmonster

Where the FUCK is he?

demilypyro

meridia-nunda

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

jaypilled

are those my only options

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yellowplumfruit

oh. my bad.

#COMET!?

amazoogle

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

bunnygirlpaws

she transitioned

wiki-but-made-them-up

astercrash

bashcrandicoot

Based on a true story

marisatomay

Sometimes in a professional setting you’ll come across someone in their 60s who just cannot open a PDF in their email. And the thing is. They’re lowkey not old enough to be acting like that. You guys were in your early 30s at the latest when email took off. You’ve actually been doing this for longer than I have. Get real and click on the damn attachment.

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