put that back where it came from or so help me

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

This is just how magic works, honestly.

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

Disclosure Day (2026)

THE ONLY SHIP THAT IS BAD IS CENSORSHIP

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

This becomes even funnier if you imagine that Hamlet doesn’t play the flute either; he just one day had the idea for this devastating comeback and has been carrying a flute on him for the last two years in case he got a chance to use it.