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100% my favourite part of the d&d movie was that holga had pit hair. i zoomed the fuck in on that. YES your female barbarian has armpit hair YES she does YES you fucking get it, yes this makes her a million times hotter. good fucking lord

i saw this movie and never noticed but GOOD FOR HER   GOOD FOR HER   fuck the stigma that women HAVE to have shaved armpits ffs   she was a badass bitch   it was really refreshing to have a platonic m/f pair   where the woman was the muscle and the man either had to be saved by her or watch her do the fighting   maybe take down one guy while she took down 20   and she didn't feel like 'ooooh girlboss female empowerment for the win'   her strength felt natural it was nice   fucking loved her dynamic with chris pine's character  - by @scarletbirbs

(we've found multiple scythian mummies with tattoos in that style actually! I can think of four, including the one you're likely thinking of. :D)

agnostic but in a jewish way. bordering on atheist but in a jewish way. do you get the concept? i love God but also He doesn't exist. do you get the concept?

As I like to say: "I believe in G-d, but I think I'm wrong."

i got my cat one of those giant hamster wheel things so she could entertain herself then i showed her how it worked by putting her on it and spinning it slowly then faster then as fast as possible. and the good news is that she looooves her wheel. she just loooves being a hamster cat. but the bad news is that she doesn’t know how to use it solo so she will sit by it and scream until i spin the wheel for her. and if i dont go fast enough shell scream some more. so im hunched over this big wooden wheel turning it like igor and my cat is running so fast that shes panting like a dog and if I slow down even a little she’ll go MEEEOOOWWWWW and i frankly think I need to join a union or something. that bingus has no respect for me.

something about the fact that among the Fates Worse Than Death that make up the non-lethal methods in Dishonored, the recipient of the one that is closest to being an actual act of genuine mercy is Daud, who apart from Burrows has arguably wronged Corvo more deeply than anyone else ever could. you can frame it as another more insidious form of cruelty—maybe Corvo leaves Daud alive purely so he can drown in his regrets over what he's done—but Daud himself doesn't seem to view it that way, identifying it an "extraordinary" act of mercy. even the Outsider breaks his usual habit of speculating on Corvo's actions to simply call him fascinating, and because Corvo is a silent protagonist the game denies you any peeks behind the curtain into his intentions the same way Corvo denies Daud and the Outsider any sort of explanation. maybe like Daud he recognizes a mirror ("it didn't matter until I saw it in his face") and is unsettled by it. maybe it makes a difference that Daud was just the knife and not the spymaster who put Jessamine in its path. maybe he's killed half the city himself by that point and can no longer justify throwing that stone. maybe he's killed no one and refuses to start now, even for the man who ruined his life. up to you. make your choice and live with it. game of all time btw