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I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

im gods most literate cat can i join

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper