I bet on losing dogs

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

they want you to care more about 'job' than yaoi... don't fall for this scam

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

himbeeren ? nein danke, ich esse nur herbeeren #feminismus

waiter, waiter! some more life in my eyes please?

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

imagine getting sold to a band you aren’t a fan of that would just be so awkward

the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen