I heavily fw bro

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

Imagine how I feel

once you start noticing how fatphobic everyone and everything is, there will never be a moment you're not filled with rage

can y’all stop being fucking weird in the tags. i’m not going to absolve your sins just because you confessed that you hate fat ppl so much you have to consciously remember to slap your own wrist at your internalized fatphobia bc your prejudices are Just So second-nature. it’s really awesome that you’re at long last realizing those viewpoints are oppressive. truly. i’m not giving you a gold star though, is that what you want? to be patted on the back? would you say this shit on a post i made about being discriminated against as a lesbian? that dykes disgust you so viscerally and it’s literally So Sad that you have to Constantly Remember to not be a lesbophobic piece of shit? am i supposed to feel bad for you? because i don’t. in fact, in makes me want to knock the teeth out of your mouth. how fucking dare you

in the first episode of the original star trek series spock says "one of my ancestors married a human female" and later in the show we find out that said ancestor is in fact his dad who married his mom who is human

OH