Seriously, Jack? Bimbeaux Vineyards?
It's French, Twyla! It's just a homonym! But obviously it's a challenge to market it in English, so I need my best copywriter on the job!
Can we change the name entirely?
I doubt the client will go for that. But I'm sure you can come up with a solution! You always do! And it's an excuse to drink at work! For research!
That's not as much of an incentive for me as it is for you, Jack. I'm assuming you'll be finishing off the rest of it after I sample them?
Well, it'd be a shame to waste it! But please, sample as much as you need to in order to figure out how to sell it!
Yeah, whatever. I'll let you know.
Knock knock! How's my favorite copywriter?
Hey Jack! This Bimbeaux Vineyards stuff is really good! It's, like, really, really good!
That's marvelous, Twyla! It should be an easy sell, then!
Actually, I already have. The vineyard sent me several complimentary bottles. My wife absolutely loves the stuff!
I can't imagine anyone not liking it! <giggle> I got so many ideas for a marketing campaign! Oh! I should prob'ly write those down!
You should! But before you do, it's Bimbeaux Vineyards, plural. They actually grow several varietals. You should try all of them before deciding on a campaign.
Well, if I gotta, I gotta, right? <giggle> My boss said so!
I'll bring the other bottles. Take your time. This account could be huge! I want your best work!
How's the campaign going, Twyla?
Oh hey, Jack! I dropped my glass an' it broke, so I'm jus' drinking it straight from the bottle. Is that okay? Cuz I'm drinking it straight from the bottle.... <giggle>
Oh, I think that's perfectly fine! Maybe we could even incorporate that into the marketing campaign! Wine so good you can drink it straight from the bottle!
Hey! Thas' not bad! I should write that down! <giggle> Where's my pen? It was, like, right here!
Oh! Is that it on the floor over there!
That's it! That's to'ally it! I'ma pick it up! But 'memer HR said you can't check out my ass when I bend ober!
<snrt> I jus' joshin' you! You can look at my ass! <giggle> I don't know why I made sush a big deal but of it las' year!
Well that's very generous of you, Twyla! And I must say, your ass has gotten more generous too!
<giggle> Yeah, iss kinda weird! I'm getting curvier alla sudden! I hadta take off my bra cuz it was, like, squishing my boobs! And my hair keeps getting longer too! Is that weird? I think maybe that's weird. <giggle>
It's a little weird, but also kind of fun! You look great, Twyla!
OMG! Thas so nice of you to say, Jack! <giggle> I feel, like, amazing!
That's great, Twyla! Oops! Now I dropped my pen!
Thas' alright! I got it, boss! <giggle>
You most certainly do, Twyla! Thank you! I'll leave you to your copywriting! Oh, Bimbeaux Vineyards sent another varietal they want to include in the campaign! You don't mind sampling another bottle, do you?
Course not! Ima pr'fessional! <snrt>
It's quitting time, Twyla! Are you still working on the Bimbeaux Vineyards campaign?
Huh? Oh... campaign. Right... This bottle's gotta really long neck, right? I kinda like it. It feels good in my hand. I, like, can slide my hand up an' down and up and down... <giggle> That could be part of the ad campaign, maybe. A pretty model with big boobs rubbing her hand up and down the bottle. So hot... Is really hot in here, you know?
I'm certainly feeling warm.
Yeah, you look like yer hot! <giggle> My hot boss! Oh God, I shzn say that! I think I my be a lizl bit drunk!
You're cute when you're drunk, Twyla!
<giggle>You're cute when I'm drunk, Jack! <snrt>
Hey! That's a great slogan, Twyla! Bimbeaux Vineyards: You're cute when I'm drunk! Absolutely brilliant copy!
<giggle> I'm a fucking genius!
"Yer cutes when I'm drunsh!"I should to'ally write that down...
Oh, it's memorable enough I'm sure we'll both be able to write it down. Right now, we should go celebrate! I'm sure the client is going to love it!
Yay! <giggle> I LOVE the clent! Bimbeaux Vineyards is the bes'!
So, you're a member of the Bimbeaux fan club?
I'ma Bimbeaux Bimbo! <snrt>
You certainly are! And you're entirely too drunk to get home on your own! But since you got drunk as part of your work duties, I can take you to a hotel on the company credit card!
You look as tasty as a glass of Bimbeaux Vineyards wine, Twyla!
Thas' really tasty! <giggle> Thank you for my pressent! Yer the bess bost ebzer!
Oh, you deserve it after how hard you worked today, Twyla! You totally worked your brains out with this ad campaign!
I to'ally worked my brains out! <snrt> An' I turned into a drunk bimbo! <giggle>
An absolutely adorable drunk bimbo!
I'm cute when you're drunk! <giggle> No, wait...tha' wuzn the thing, wuz it? I'm drunk when I'm cute? Wuz that it? Or wuz it I'm drunk cuz yer cute? Yer really cute and I'm really drunk, Jack!
You're horny when you're drunk, Twyla. And I'm horny when you're drunk, too!
We're bof horny when I'm drunk! <giggle> Maybe tha' should be the slogan? <giggle>
We'll definitely run it past the client! It certainly rings true!
Yeah, cuz I'm, like, really fucking drunk and really fucking horny! <snrt> Are you gonna fuck me, Jack, or do yous gotta go home to yer wifey?
Actually, I knew I might be working late, tonight, so my wife is at her sister's place having a threeway with my brother-in-law.
Really? <snrt> Gawd, thas' so hot! I mean, if you don' mind yer wife fuckin' yer bruzerlaw!
Oh, I don't mind. He's who introduced me to Bimbeaux Vineyards, so really, he earned it.
Really? <giggle> Maybe I should fuck him then!
Probably. But I'm first in the queue!
Bimbeaux Vineyards reminds you to always drink their products irresponsibly.