alex albon apologist

deliriously ripping open the sexy fishnet tights of a beautiful woman named bag of mandarins

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[delusional sports fan voice] but what if something really good happens this time……….

[shocked & teary sports fan voice] something really good just happened

alex having to retire from the grand prix he became the driver with the most starts for williams at bc his t cam came loose and then re-entering the race 8 laps down really does sum up his entire williams career so there’s that i suppose

i just know kimi was in george’s garage chewing on the wires in his car like a rat last night

i just know george was in kimi’s garage chewing on the wires in his car like a rat last night