Softcore-Parkour

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

just me. and i'm NOT telling

what the fuck. come on

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

who’s been here since 2011-2014?

Nothing more painful than when a kind stranger tells you about some random AI feature in a way that is clearly meant to be helpful and you have to choose between nodding along in despair or turning wokezilla 3000 on them

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

you were really cute as a newt. . .

it's so funny how the mcu has so closely replicated the comics fan experience of like, "don't worry about like the plots. the things happening are like 90% really stupid, you just have to accept that. the meat is in the character writing. which is unfortunately also bad."

"and in order for half of it to make sense you had to have gotten into it many years ago and kept up with the homework"