quoth the raven, "fuck."

educating yourself on dog whistles of all kinds will have you feeling insane in settings where nobody questions anything they're parroting

stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

I’m not even horny I’m just jerking off for the serotonin at this point

how write characters smarter than you

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

“Eagle-eyed mutuals may have noticed I’ve reblogged 27 pictures of the blorbo today.”

“Op how does your husband not like this?” Hint: he liked it the first 1000 times he heard it

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

@pangur-and-grim ?

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

[ID: a close-up screenshot of Brennan Lee Mulligan on Critical Role pointing at the camera and smiling, underneath the words: “you can not prove this is allegory.” End ID.]