quoth the raven, "fuck."

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

Actually sleeping with someone is so nice like waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or lazily giving them a kiss or just feeling their arms around you squeeze slightly even though they're in a deep sleep or handholding while you both are asleep.

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

do not come to my notifs with ur fuck ass harry potter username

As far as facile inversions of common tropes go, "character who's so pure and innocent that they have no idea their bizarre kinks are in any way unusual and end up scaring the hell out of their ostensibly more worldly peers" is a pretty good one.

im a protected species you fucking asshole