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good morning to the beaten and the damned only

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday

i really struck a chord here didnt i

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

makes your puppy dusty

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

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public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

[ID: Drawing of a phone convsersation between two dragons. Dragon 1 says: "Hello friend are you still in the torment maze?" Dragon 2: "Yes and they're adding more fire and rusty nails." 1: "Oh dear, I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope they stop soon." 2: "Me too." Both dragons look distraught. End ID]

Ngl the panic around HRT happening at the same time as the GLP-1 weight loss craze is some incredible worldbuilding.

You have all these people just freaking out about the safety of sex hormones being used for the same purpose they have been for decades, meanwhile the same people who didn't even know what GLP-1 was until a few years ago are now eager to get on these medications and nobody cares about possible long-term effects or regret.

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

Mamma Mia. Obviously.