crises

toxic yuri between parasitegirls and hostgirls, including like a whole weird subgenre of brood parasitism fauxcest

mercenarygirls on opposite sides of the battlefield engaging in an entirely staged combat so that they can both collect their pay without anyone dying, and also make out sloppy with tongue

psychedelic animist voyeurism that largely centers around machine elfgirls

some catholic bullshit with popegirls and consiglieregirls and swiss guardgirls. “holey, holey, holey”

citygirls having hot long distance sex via commerce, diplomacy, and warfare as people on this website go and read invisible cities right now

when the tools of oppression are re-used by the descendants of those who invented them to do the same thing they did before, that is not reclamation; it is inheritance.

white supremacy is the ideology of popular misanthropy, and therefore encompasses all forms of discrimination--if anything, all the examples you've listed here are just different versions of this. whiteness didn't invent misanthropy, but it has popularized it by virtue of creating a capitalistic hierarchy on the basis of numerous intersecting factors--the most apparent being pale skin and European ancestry, but also Christian faith, heterosexuality, able-bodiedness, thinness, financial stability--the list goes on. whiteness isn't human nature--it's an ideology constructed to directly oppose it. I'm not directing any malice to you as I say this--if anything, I'd really like to talk about it privately with you!

BUT THEN when it gets too hot it starts being the coolant! and suddenly there are so many ways it can get out! you have so many sweat glands and so much skin and they all need to be cooled down before you DIE.

but then. you realize the least obvious one. it's the transmission fluid. it's the fucking transmission fluid. you can't transmit SHIT without your fliud. which is still fucking water somehow.

so now you're LEAKING your transmission fluid out of every goddamn pore and your kidneys are like hey. gimme that cleaning fluid cmon dude. while your pores are like ITS COOLANT. NEED COOLANT. FOR THE FIRE. NEED MORE COOLANT. SO MUCH FIRE. KILL IT. KILL IT MORE. MORE COOLANT. and then. the rest of you. that uses all that fluid to transmit things. it's like hey. hey. hey what the fuck.. i need that. hello? can anyone hear me? hello? it's so dark in here..

500 reps yanking your chain

500 reps pulling your leg

500 reps taking the piss

1000 reps winding you up