I'll cover you with my shadow and carry you far

Whacks you with my tail whacks you with my tail whacks you with my tail whacks you with my tail whacks you with my

The Eiffel Tower gets slightly bigger every year. That's because it's alive and slowly absorbing the girders and I-beams from the other buildings in the city. The French government didn't want to alarm its citizens, so they made up a story about it being built by an architect, but that's not what happened at all. In fact, despite its name, the Eiffel Tower isn't really a tower at all.

It's a Paris sight

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva