shopkeeper

laying side by side with my wretched mangled meat

giving my dog the beer that makes it talk

my grandma gave me a cracker barel gift card that expires in 1793

my new invnetion is clothes that get so wet and dont stop

you just can't get away with compressing dogs into conveniently sized pellets these days

This man woke up every day. Here's what happened to his body.

Slaping my belly with the same grace and charm a seal has

Every Day i train by fliping food with spatula's so One Day i will be srong enough to launch a burger into space

ancient dishwashing techniques

If i Hear the weed it make me Smoe better

standing on the edge of time... only 90s kids will remember when my work here is done

SHOCKING basset hounds everywhere by speaking in perfect woowoo

(Uncle Pearls cannot be exchanged here.)