I like my stupid life just the way it is

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

drink like a Oaf, smoke like a Churl, fuck like a Knave

moan like a girl

dream about me

do people who live in countries that don't have snow know about the snow silence? When you get a nice big dumping of fresh snow and you step outside into an infinitely harshly contrasted world and there's no sound because the snow absorbs it all? I believe it fits the traditional use of terrific both wonderful and incredible but also causing a great terror.

tumblr users will be like 'is anyone going to be weirdly condescending on this post' and not even wait for an answer

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden