Young, Dumb, and Full of...... You Know ;)

Something bad has been happening to me lately. I keep saying “oh a puppy” when i see something i find cute. I was on a walk on the cliffs and I saw a slug and said it because i thought I was alone, but then an old lady on her walk teleported behind me and said “Im afraid not…”

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

Tumblr porn ban circa 2018

Your soul is rotten to the core and therefor I shal not be showing you my penis good night to you

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

WHAT

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

Barricade the door

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture