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a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist

female characters are always lighter than male characters. strong characters are almost always dark. aggressive characters are almost always dark. peaceful and intelligent characters are almost always light. even amongst darker characters the lightest one is usually either the leader or the girls. dark is evil and light is good.

if you try to explain this to a white person they look at you like youre insane

sorry i tagged yr post with gerard way's puppet baby the gentleman who they met in jail. in the moat. yeah gerard way like the guy from the actual band.