Night court of Terrasen

my opinion is that we should bring back sword duelling but be more explicitly homoerotic about it this time

OP I demand to know how it can get any more homoerotic

your lack of vision concerns and appalls me

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

The wife and the demon are the same person

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

what is it that makes swords seem so unattainable? you can get one for like $20 on amazon. sure some of them are upwards of 300+ bucks but thats for the real artisan shit. if you just want a blade you can grind and swing around thats so cheap. replica swords arent hard to make. swords ARE a reality you can achieve. but they seem so lofty. like something beyond what any of us could ever dream of owning. and yet we can

it's because you're not supposed to buy them they're supposed to be given to you by a lesbian in a lake

Reblog to be given a sword by your local Lake Lesbian

I’m sorry, but KAZ BREKKER

Can you explain this reference to me? I don’t get it.

Hi, sorry! He’s from Six of Crows and basically he’s a chaotic neutral crime lord teen who comes up with grand and seemingly impossible schemes witht the sole goal of making as much money as possible. I didn’t mean to hijack your post I thought I put that in tags, I’m so sorry!! Won’t happen again.

Oh my god this made my day! I'm so glad you like them! Have you seen the Shadow and Bone casting yet??? I'm simultaneously thrilled and terrified for this show!

oh to be a reckless young protagonist pinning my queer coded nemesis up against a wall in a fight while we make tense and homoerotic eye contact

I religiously, emotionally, physically, epistemically, existentially, and spiritually identify with this

AyELbOW SwEAT BITCH