Since people are getting into Hannibal again, I feel like this never got the attention it deserved.
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Since people are getting into Hannibal again, I feel like this never got the attention it deserved.

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I can't stop misreading Count Binface as Count Boniface and I am sure that this is intentional on Mr. Face's part
If Count Binface gets elected to parliament then we can finally hold him to account for handing Carthage over to the Vandals
If vaginas had their own version of boners except their default state was to be flush with the surrounding area and when aroused they telescoped into the body to create the opening- would that be fucked up or what?
...yeah ...yeah I guess that would be fucked up.
Wait I'm confused could I get a diagram to explain what you even mean?
Kinda weird but maybe there's some upsides we're not seeing.
Hey chucklenuts, clits already get erect. Is that not boner equivalent?
Hi hello- sicko here; that would be hot actually.
So people are just submitting anything, huh?
I can only hope this question is actually about a specific fetish or hyper vagina fetish or something idk, because otherwise I'd be a little concerned about anon's knowledge of human anatomy. (tone: non judgmental)
So this post got a little long (haha), but I figured since I don't know how much of this poll was a joke, and idk how much the average tumblr user does or doesn't know about sex ed, so I thought I'd play it safe. I figure it's better to be told something you(<general) already know than to go through life not knowing any of this at all, especially with how shit sex ed generally is. Bear with me.
Disclaimer: I am not a licensed obstetrician, gynecologist, midwife, or medical professional.
So for those who don't know, this kinda already happens. When aroused, the vaginal canal gets longer by a couple to a few inches (sources vary, gynecology is criminally understudied). The pelvic muscles also kinda lift the cervix up and out of the way, allowing for deeper penetration. Also, the muscles of the vagina and vaginal opening relax and "open up" when aroused, and the vagina and vulva together have multiple glands that excrete natural lubricant.
Fun fact, the average aroused vaginal depth is about 5-6 inches, while some studies say between 4-8 inches; and the average aroused penis length is about 4-5 inches.
This is why foreplay is so important, especially when getting penetrated with longer or thicker implements. Depending on the individual, if you're not aroused enough, you might have a lot of trouble even getting anything in there because your opening is not relaxed enough, you may not be wet enough, and your depth is gonna be a lot shallower than it would be if you were fully aroused. Feel free to experiment with vibrators, lube, fingers and tongues, and don't feel pressured to jam anything up there before you're ready.
If it seems like you can't ever be aroused enough for penetration, if it hurts, or you bleed, or you can't stay wet for long enough, you might want to look into dyspareunia, vaginismus, or vaginal atrophy, especially if you're peri or post menopausal, have lowered estrogen levels, or are on testosterone. I promise, nothing is wrong with you personally, you are not broken, and these are solvable problems.
It's also worth noting that repeated penetration does not and cannot alter the size, shape, width, or length of the vagina, nor can it alter the appearance of the vulva and labia. That's a misogynistic myth. Penises are not magic, they cannot change bodily tissues. Pregnancy and vaginal birth can temporarily change the vagina, but it should go back to normal after about 6 months, according to healthline. If it doesn't, talk to your OB/GYN about seeing a pelvic floor specialist.
I feel like you may have missed/ misinterpreted the bit about the vagina being "flush with the surroundings". Given the context that, at least to me, means that in this hypothetical is talking about an almost ken doll situation where the vagina isn't concave at all until arousal. It's odd, but given the tone of the poll- I'm guessing that's the point.
Yeah, you're probably right. And I'm sure the poll is mostly a joke, but what I was more worried about is that there's several people in the notes who... I'm not sure how to put it, there's a few little quirks of the way this poll is written and the way some of the replies and reblogs are written that make me feel like there might be a gap in the sex ed around here. I don't want to point out anyone specific bc I don't want to come off like I'm making fun of anyone.
Like I said, I don't know exactly how much of this post is a joke, and how much the people in the notes are just joking, but I'd rather someone read sex ed information that they already know than go around not knowing about their own anatomy. If even just one person comes away learning something new, I'd consider that worth it. But thank you for trying to clarify for me.
*Whimpers*
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look. minecraft civil rights dlc. i get it. it is a dead horse the day it was unveiled. but i would like to ask the very question we all want to know the answer to. why did they not include malcolm x.
If vaginas had their own version of boners except their default state was to be flush with the surrounding area and when aroused they telescoped into the body to create the opening- would that be fucked up or what?
...yeah ...yeah I guess that would be fucked up.
Wait I'm confused could I get a diagram to explain what you even mean?
Kinda weird but maybe there's some upsides we're not seeing.
Hey chucklenuts, clits already get erect. Is that not boner equivalent?
Hi hello- sicko here; that would be hot actually.
So people are just submitting anything, huh?
I can only hope this question is actually about a specific fetish or hyper vagina fetish or something idk, because otherwise I'd be a little concerned about anon's knowledge of human anatomy. (tone: non judgmental)
So this post got a little long (haha), but I figured since I don't know how much of this poll was a joke, and idk how much the average tumblr user does or doesn't know about sex ed, so I thought I'd play it safe. I figure it's better to be told something you(<general) already know than to go through life not knowing any of this at all, especially with how shit sex ed generally is. Bear with me.
Disclaimer: I am not a licensed obstetrician, gynecologist, midwife, or medical professional.
So for those who don't know, this kinda already happens. When aroused, the vaginal canal gets longer by a couple to a few inches (sources vary, gynecology is criminally understudied). The pelvic muscles also kinda lift the cervix up and out of the way, allowing for deeper penetration. Also, the muscles of the vagina and vaginal opening relax and "open up" when aroused, and the vagina and vulva together have multiple glands that excrete natural lubricant.
Fun fact, the average aroused vaginal depth is about 5-6 inches, while some studies say between 4-8 inches; and the average aroused penis length is about 4-5 inches.
This is why foreplay is so important, especially when getting penetrated with longer or thicker implements. Depending on the individual, if you're not aroused enough, you might have a lot of trouble even getting anything in there because your opening is not relaxed enough, you may not be wet enough, and your depth is gonna be a lot shallower than it would be if you were fully aroused. Feel free to experiment with vibrators, lube, fingers and tongues, and don't feel pressured to jam anything up there before you're ready.
If it seems like you can't ever be aroused enough for penetration, if it hurts, or you bleed, or you can't stay wet for long enough, you might want to look into dyspareunia, vaginismus, or vaginal atrophy, especially if you're peri or post menopausal, have lowered estrogen levels, or are on testosterone. I promise, nothing is wrong with you personally, you are not broken, and these are solvable problems.
It's also worth noting that repeated penetration does not and cannot alter the size, shape, width, or length of the vagina, nor can it alter the appearance of the vulva and labia. That's a misogynistic myth. Penises are not magic, they cannot change bodily tissues. Pregnancy and vaginal birth can temporarily change the vagina, but it should go back to normal after about 6 months, according to healthline. If it doesn't, talk to your OB/GYN about seeing a pelvic floor specialist.
so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold
Hey so as the economy continues to get worse in the next few years, gambling companies are going to go extra hardcore predatory as people become more desperate. Yes, even more than they already are. You have to promise me right now you're not going to fall for it. No gambling, okay?
This is going to be especially bad with prediction markets and sports gambling, and it's already really fucking bad. But it also goes for loot boxes, blind box collectables, trading card games, and ESPECIALLY gacha games.
We are seeing this right now with Kalshi's sudden push towards people watching reality dating shows like love island, as they are starting to tap out on their first big market block - young straight men into sports/politics. They are moving on towards young straight women now with the dating shows thing but they will start diversifying into other niches soon!
Do not start gambling. A friend of mine used to work for a bank's anti-money-laundering dept and they'd review flagged accounts for suspicious withdrawals, frequent charges, etc, and sometimes it was fraud but other times it was just severe gambling addicts absolutely hemorrhaging money. It is not worth it!!!

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ideas for discourse i came up with
having OCs is bourgeois
people who write erotica should be considered sex workers
only americans believe in aliens
it's misogynist to draw touhou characters with big boobs
the "godzilla" franchise is harmful because it teaches children that they should be afraid of lizards and other animals
feel free to argue about any of these, credit not needed but appreciated
i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.
someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please
Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore
feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore
she kills me
BREAKING NEWS: screenshots from your phone not an appropriate format for submitting work in college classes.
#i’ve had a number of students do their writing assignments in their phone’s Notes app#probably more than i’m aware of because i only find out about it when this results in tech problems they’re unable to navigate#i thought THAT was buckwild#but SCREENSHOTS of their phone is another level
This was screenshots of a notes app. For a research paper outline.
rb'ing with these tags because its not that hard to take things seriously
I help people at the library with assignments (and printing other important documents) all the time and you must understand that people simply don't understand that it is unprofessional or even why it would be. And the stakes out here are higher - if I had a dollar for every person I completely failed to convince that a screenshot of their resume is not the same thing as a file, I would be very rich.
I work at the IT help desk at a university and I have to agree with prev - especially since the majority of students are young people who have basically just hopped from high school (where things are likely much more structured and spellee out) to this next level of education where suddenly they have all this freedom and are often sort of expected to just figure it out (or even already know things). It's part of why I personally struggled so much during my first attempt at college. People won't know things if they aren't taught them.
Also fwiw I asked a couple of our student workers if they had ever done this or know anyone who has. They both said no and were very confused by the question. Not saying it doesn't happen since obviously this is an incredibly small sample size, but it does make me curious about why this might be prevalent in some places but not others.
@nerdfromtheburgh my classes in the fall are for incoming freshmen and one of the specific goals of the program I teach for is to help new students adjust to the very different environment of college. Part of that is teaching them "soft skills" like time management, how to email an instructor, how to set up file storage for your readings so you can find them later, how to use the library catalog, taking advantage of events on campus, etc.
However, the class I'm teaching right now is entirely online, and I think that's partly the issue of where this is coming from. Online school (for both students and instructors) tends to be much more loosey-goosey, and I get far more students phoning it in than in my 30 person small group classes in the fall.
Yes, hi, you also cannot email me about an assignment that was due THREE WEEKS AGO that you are just now turning in a full week after the last day of classes and EIGHT HOURS BEFORE GRADES ARE DUE with the sign off "thank you for your flexibility." Especially if your submission is a Google Drive link you haven't even given me access to view.
This was the first email this student has ever sent me, btw.

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i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner
Has this been done yet