Since people are getting into Hannibal again, I feel like this never got the attention it deserved.
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Since people are getting into Hannibal again, I feel like this never got the attention it deserved.

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event
Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.
He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.
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idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.
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White people be like yeah the amazing digital circus got me into stevie wonder
the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out
People know that the whole "don't portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it" thing is a rule for children's shows right? It's supposed to be shit like "don't show peppa pig playing with fire so we don't get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down." Not like, fanfiction for adults.
prev i hope u dont mind me sharing ur tags bc yeah this is an interesting add on
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
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Art thou for fucking real
i will never risk saying this in an actual gaming server but I don't think constantly screaming out of anger when you're playing is good
if a game is making you so angry that you have to scream, dusturbing the whole house and distressing your teammates maybe close the game and go cool your head and i mean this in the nicest most literal way possible

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I can't stop misreading Count Binface as Count Boniface and I am sure that this is intentional on Mr. Face's part
If Count Binface gets elected to parliament then we can finally hold him to account for handing Carthage over to the Vandals
If vaginas had their own version of boners except their default state was to be flush with the surrounding area and when aroused they telescoped into the body to create the opening- would that be fucked up or what?
...yeah ...yeah I guess that would be fucked up.
Wait I'm confused could I get a diagram to explain what you even mean?
Kinda weird but maybe there's some upsides we're not seeing.
Hey chucklenuts, clits already get erect. Is that not boner equivalent?
Hi hello- sicko here; that would be hot actually.
So people are just submitting anything, huh?
I can only hope this question is actually about a specific fetish or hyper vagina fetish or something idk, because otherwise I'd be a little concerned about anon's knowledge of human anatomy. (tone: non judgmental)
So this post got a little long (haha), but I figured since I don't know how much of this poll was a joke, and idk how much the average tumblr user does or doesn't know about sex ed, so I thought I'd play it safe. I figure it's better to be told something you(<general) already know than to go through life not knowing any of this at all, especially with how shit sex ed generally is. Bear with me.
Disclaimer: I am not a licensed obstetrician, gynecologist, midwife, or medical professional.
So for those who don't know, this kinda already happens. When aroused, the vaginal canal gets longer by a couple to a few inches (sources vary, gynecology is criminally understudied). The pelvic muscles also kinda lift the cervix up and out of the way, allowing for deeper penetration. Also, the muscles of the vagina and vaginal opening relax and "open up" when aroused, and the vagina and vulva together have multiple glands that excrete natural lubricant.
Fun fact, the average aroused vaginal depth is about 5-6 inches, while some studies say between 4-8 inches; and the average aroused penis length is about 4-5 inches.
This is why foreplay is so important, especially when getting penetrated with longer or thicker implements. Depending on the individual, if you're not aroused enough, you might have a lot of trouble even getting anything in there because your opening is not relaxed enough, you may not be wet enough, and your depth is gonna be a lot shallower than it would be if you were fully aroused. Feel free to experiment with vibrators, lube, fingers and tongues, and don't feel pressured to jam anything up there before you're ready.
If it seems like you can't ever be aroused enough for penetration, if it hurts, or you bleed, or you can't stay wet for long enough, you might want to look into dyspareunia, vaginismus, or vaginal atrophy, especially if you're peri or post menopausal, have lowered estrogen levels, or are on testosterone. I promise, nothing is wrong with you personally, you are not broken, and these are solvable problems.
It's also worth noting that repeated penetration does not and cannot alter the size, shape, width, or length of the vagina, nor can it alter the appearance of the vulva and labia. That's a misogynistic myth. Penises are not magic, they cannot change bodily tissues. Pregnancy and vaginal birth can temporarily change the vagina, but it should go back to normal after about 6 months, according to healthline. If it doesn't, talk to your OB/GYN about seeing a pelvic floor specialist.
I feel like you may have missed/ misinterpreted the bit about the vagina being "flush with the surroundings". Given the context that, at least to me, means that in this hypothetical is talking about an almost ken doll situation where the vagina isn't concave at all until arousal. It's odd, but given the tone of the poll- I'm guessing that's the point.
Yeah, you're probably right. And I'm sure the poll is mostly a joke, but what I was more worried about is that there's several people in the notes who... I'm not sure how to put it, there's a few little quirks of the way this poll is written and the way some of the replies and reblogs are written that make me feel like there might be a gap in the sex ed around here. I don't want to point out anyone specific bc I don't want to come off like I'm making fun of anyone.
Like I said, I don't know exactly how much of this post is a joke, and how much the people in the notes are just joking, but I'd rather someone read sex ed information that they already know than go around not knowing about their own anatomy. If even just one person comes away learning something new, I'd consider that worth it. But thank you for trying to clarify for me.
*Whimpers*
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look. minecraft civil rights dlc. i get it. it is a dead horse the day it was unveiled. but i would like to ask the very question we all want to know the answer to. why did they not include malcolm x.

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If vaginas had their own version of boners except their default state was to be flush with the surrounding area and when aroused they telescoped into the body to create the opening- would that be fucked up or what?
...yeah ...yeah I guess that would be fucked up.
Wait I'm confused could I get a diagram to explain what you even mean?
Kinda weird but maybe there's some upsides we're not seeing.
Hey chucklenuts, clits already get erect. Is that not boner equivalent?
Hi hello- sicko here; that would be hot actually.
So people are just submitting anything, huh?
I can only hope this question is actually about a specific fetish or hyper vagina fetish or something idk, because otherwise I'd be a little concerned about anon's knowledge of human anatomy. (tone: non judgmental)
So this post got a little long (haha), but I figured since I don't know how much of this poll was a joke, and idk how much the average tumblr user does or doesn't know about sex ed, so I thought I'd play it safe. I figure it's better to be told something you(<general) already know than to go through life not knowing any of this at all, especially with how shit sex ed generally is. Bear with me.
Disclaimer: I am not a licensed obstetrician, gynecologist, midwife, or medical professional.
So for those who don't know, this kinda already happens. When aroused, the vaginal canal gets longer by a couple to a few inches (sources vary, gynecology is criminally understudied). The pelvic muscles also kinda lift the cervix up and out of the way, allowing for deeper penetration. Also, the muscles of the vagina and vaginal opening relax and "open up" when aroused, and the vagina and vulva together have multiple glands that excrete natural lubricant.
Fun fact, the average aroused vaginal depth is about 5-6 inches, while some studies say between 4-8 inches; and the average aroused penis length is about 4-5 inches.
This is why foreplay is so important, especially when getting penetrated with longer or thicker implements. Depending on the individual, if you're not aroused enough, you might have a lot of trouble even getting anything in there because your opening is not relaxed enough, you may not be wet enough, and your depth is gonna be a lot shallower than it would be if you were fully aroused. Feel free to experiment with vibrators, lube, fingers and tongues, and don't feel pressured to jam anything up there before you're ready.
If it seems like you can't ever be aroused enough for penetration, if it hurts, or you bleed, or you can't stay wet for long enough, you might want to look into dyspareunia, vaginismus, or vaginal atrophy, especially if you're peri or post menopausal, have lowered estrogen levels, or are on testosterone. I promise, nothing is wrong with you personally, you are not broken, and these are solvable problems.
It's also worth noting that repeated penetration does not and cannot alter the size, shape, width, or length of the vagina, nor can it alter the appearance of the vulva and labia. That's a misogynistic myth. Penises are not magic, they cannot change bodily tissues. Pregnancy and vaginal birth can temporarily change the vagina, but it should go back to normal after about 6 months, according to healthline. If it doesn't, talk to your OB/GYN about seeing a pelvic floor specialist.
so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold