me doing normal human activities: is this allowed? is this allowed? am i allowed to do this? is this allowed? i don’t want to get in trouble can i do this is this allowed?

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

Using this as a spell to keep tumblr alive at least until this post is accurate

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

Favorite thing in the world is reading the author’s notes at the end of chapter 1 on a since-finished fic and they’re like “I don’t know how long this is going to be, but I’m thinking 20k-30k words?” and the final word count is 160k

do you guys promise you will keep blogging with me about vampires forever ?

i would but sadly i'm a human with a mortal life. if only there were a way for me to stay by your side, blogging forever...............

haha yeah that’d be cool……. unrelated but can you come a little closer with your neck exposed

sorry, i can't come my clothes look fcking stupid on me