the worst type of men are the ones that consider eating meat a personality trait

“you can’t spend your entire life avoiding it” you are greatly underestimating my determination to not confront things

i miss when subscriptions didnt really exist and you could just pay one time to buy an app or some software, and then just.. have it. without ads. without recurring costs. without more paywalls. it was just yours forever.

ilya posts a video on instagram with the caption “my husband and the dog he didn’t want” and it’s shane cradling anya like a baby outside the vet’s office whispering “you were so brave, honey. we’ll get you a pup cup on the drive home and you can sit in my lap while papa drives. you did such a good job when the scary lady poked you. such a good girl” and people everywhere lose their fucking minds

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

just saw someone having a good day #Blocked

somehow along the way andreil started to feel like coming home like yeah sure i’ll read other ships and obsessively think about them but at the end of the day im always going back to andreil i don’t care about any other ship the way i care about them

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.