I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

the past isn’t behind you it coils inside your body that’s why some years you feel closer and more nostalgic for certain ages than others just fyi

Britney Spears was right, my loneliness is killing me

what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

ilya should get injured and have to be on rest and this means no more athletic sex and they still tried to do it with shane on top but that hurts too and they’ve had a long week and they’re both tired so shane says “please baby let me take care of you” so he sits behind ilya and just starts jerking him off, nothing too fancy, nice and slow. meanwhile ilya is begging shane cause he’s going sooooo fucking slow and it’s mind meltingly good and his hips keep jumping up in these little aborted thrust so shane has to put his thigh over ilya’s legs to remind him to be still and ilya’s still begging shane please please wanna fuck you need your hole and shane isn’t going to cave on that either so he puts his big fucking hand over ilya’s mouth which is when ilya realizes how huge his hands are and he’s got his whole lower face trapped in this fucking mitt to keep him quiet and if it’s maybe cutting off a little of his air then that’s okay too cause suddenly things are hazy and he feels so fucking good and he cums so long and so hard and then he gets to stay there in shane’s embrace while his brain reboots cause what the fuck was all that

rose finally dates a straight man and he has to kindly sit her down and explain that she's definitely a lesbian

This is literally the best thing to ever happen to me

is this a safe space to share that i think shane hollander sleeps with a stuffed animal, more specifically a stuffed polar bear named snowy that he's had since he was a toddler and who ilya has adopted and accepted as a third presence in their bed (except when they're having sex and snowy is delicately or often haphazardly shoved under the bed to protect his innocence). yes i want to write a fic about this.

Bro didnt even MENTION hullabaloo