there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

“but he did [this horrific thing]” i am neither his keeper nor happy with every single decision he makes. Also he is not real

Never forget that after their first hookup Shane was in his hotel room like fuck. Fuck I’m such a failure. He swallowed & I didn’t even try to let him cum in my mouth. If spitters are quitters what am I??? A fucking loser that’s what. But definitely not a gay one. Next time I’ll swallow. In a no homo way.