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Physically I’m here but mentally I’m tending to the strawberry patch outside my forest cottage and listening to the ferns rustling in the cool breeze

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being mutuals isn’t enough we need to eat breakfast in the garden together
i just KNOW ilya has one of those lockscreens that feeds from your gallery and changes the picture every hour and it’s like
cottage lake view. shane on ice. food. svetlana doing a shot hands free. can of ginger ale next to a can of coke. hole (shit fuck this was not supposed to be in the main folder). picture of a game schedule. shane with tousled hair in a raiders hoodie with a green smoothie moustache. thirst trap shirtless selfie. a picture of a dog in a sweater. a picture of anya in a sweater. picture of a city skyline from a rooftop of a skyscraper. shane bent over picking up something off the floor. blurry group selfie of the centaurs night out. dick pick (god dammit ilya). two pairs of skates. tangled hands with wedding rings on. anya covered in mud looking like a swamp goblin. close up of shane’s belly button.
the crazy thing about this place called “grocery store” is that you always need to go there. especially if you like, just went.
the urge to download bad mobile games whenever you're slightly inconvenienced and on the brink of killing yourself should be studied

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hey bro can i bum a moment so true and tender
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)
We cannot fix this
spotted this sign at a hotdog restaurant where the extra long hotdog is called “the homewrecker”
Can we go back to suicide baiting Neil gaiman. I feel like we’ve lost sight of what’s important here, which is suicide baiting Neil gaiman. ‘This should have happened’ ‘that should have happened’ Wrong. Neil gaiman should have killed himself instead of being slowly and quietly brought back into the cultural consciousness by amazon and various comics publishers etc

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it’s simple: when I like an adaptation, everyone complaining about changes to the text is a whiny baby who needs to get over themselves and accept that sometimes you have to change the story to enrich the experience/work within the medium. when I don’t like an adaptation, it’s because nobody else understands the core themes of the original work and would be better off just creating a story independent of what they’re trying to adapt.
Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?
i love how shane has zero awareness of how cool he actually is and how much people are dying to talk to him but they keep a Respectful Distance because he's such a mythic bitch
shane gets semi tipsy at one team event and starts talking about some strategy he saw or hockey history book he read and everyone is focused immediately hanging onto every word - until he abruptly stops himself because he thinks he's being Unbearable Only Hockey Guy again when in reality the entire league looks at shane like he's holding some hockey secret fountain of talent that will make them talented too
and when he DOES end up relaxed enough to share something personal everyone is even MORE invested and trying not to spook him and trying to keep him talking and making jokes because Oh My God Shane Hollander is talking to them, Shane Hollander is Cooler and Funnier than originally anticipated (and everyone already thought he was a legend)
this is also SO frustrating for ilya especially when they're out and people are openly flirting with shane and eating up every word that comes out of his mouth (he also opens up a lot more when he's with ilya because duh but this makes everyone MORE infatuated with him) and ilya just watches everyone fall in love with his husband while he shifts between possessively glaring at anyone who looks a little Too adoring and being full of his own admiration for shane and rubbing his thigh under the table
but then they go home and shane's like shit i probably talked too much about hockey right? or wait did i interrupt the rookies too much? we should've tipped the bartender more he was so nice all evening
and ilya is seeing red both because this man can't see how incredible he is while everyone else can AND because this man is in fact his
obviously they fuck about it
Until death, all defeat is psychological.

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deleted scenes from the cottage: day 7 (rest of the series | ao3)
2017 is the first time they have seen each other in the summer, which means it is ilya's first time seeing shane's summer freckles!
ai fatigue
ai books, fanfics, ai google assist, ai short form content, ai summaries, ai memes, ai artists
I cant even go and see some street food trucks without their damn menus having AI images on it. you have a camera. take photos of your goddamn food. I would rather see a photo of the most weirdly lit burger than the fake monstrosity you're showing me.