blushingbf → mantarem

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

when 1D said does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes they were so fucking right

let's all shoot our phones and meet each other outside

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

you can tell the economy is doing awesome when every ad is like “play our slot machines—they’re weirdly addictive!” “no money? try loan shark!” “sports betting: the cooler way to be a man” and i swear to god i’m barely paraphrasing the copy of several ads i just saw i swear to jesus christ

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may