You're confusing her. And me.

book dedications are so tender here is this piece of art i made for an audience of thousands. but really every word is for you

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

One time when my dad was in the hospital they were testing his orientation to time and place and said "Okay and what year is it?" and he said "1995" (he had dementia). And the doctor and I unconsciously exchanged a Look because it was in fact uhhh 2024 😐 and dad saw that and so when the next doctor did the test a few hours later he said "uhhhh...nineteen...nintetyyyy.......seven...???" and I was like okay, well, that IS closer, you do have to give him that

#he still knew immediately who I was which was deeply funny to me bc I was 7-8 years old in 1997 #"yes that is my daughter who was apparently born in her 20s"

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic