You’re A Bottled Star

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again

i love it and hate it when a character in a story is so obviously created to be cool and awesome and then i do think they're cool and awesome. like fuck, yeah, ok, they're fucking epic. swag as hell. you got me you coolbaited me ok? i'm coolbaited.

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

youare all just jealous of my severed head

rip critical reading born 12,000 years ago in mesopotamia died on twitter in 2013. :( rest easy king.

Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon