the only jason resurrection story i accept is superboy prime punching a hole in the universe wherein jason is forced to wake up and then dig himself out of his own grave because its both funny (universe punch) and tragic (grave crawl) and I think thats the kind of life jason should be living

gotham is filled with evil homosexuals so I think having a buff dude in high-tec latex underwear pinning them to the ground doesn't really help the crime situation actually

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances

Also consider: Living in a country ≠ supporting its actions. Some people just fucking LIVE there.

tim’s missing spleen is used for whump in such boring ways which is unfortunate because there’s so much that can be done there. i want to read a fic where his platelet count spikes into full blown thrombocytosis from asplenia complications and he starts getting blood in his stool

tim contracts malaria on a mission and dies because he was slacking on his vaccines

jon snow’s rotting corpse can officially get his learner’s permit ❤️

"why do you want to gossip with the girls?" why do i want to learn from the poets, the writers, the thinkers, the scientists, the mathematicians, the intuitive, and the philosophers? is that what you're asking me?

sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise

How r u a grown woman and u still think bush is unhygienic tbh. Like are u dumb as rocks