I’m the quiet you’ve been longing for.

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

everything that happens with jacob and sam is like we invented a new type of marriage for people in love who have sweetness in their hearts and everything that happens with assad and eric is like We will be releasing our professionally filmed sex tape on Tuesday at 7PM EST on IG live!

AMC lets Eric and Assad do a buzzfeed reads thirst tweets video and half of the video is just Eric going "I sent this one to Assad already" and Assad going (big sigh) "Yes I've seen this one"

i miss the collective high from when luigi allegedly killed the healthcare ceo and also when charlie got kirked like can we have another round of something like that pls?