Born To Shit Forced To Wipe

I MISSED THEM!

THIS ENDS HERE. YOU ARE THE PENIS AND I AM THE CAR DOOR

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

☝️Probrlem

Whats the problem

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

why are u guys american

sorry

OP said american not canadian 

PLEASE UNBLOCK ME THIVUS, I’M SORRY FOR OPENLY FANTASISING ABOUT CASTRATING AND ENSLAVING YOU!!!!!

Instead of crass and discriminatory "jokes", I prefer to get my chuckles from wholesome humor, such as: "my god, the scrimbly blumbo!" Hahahaha! Really, there's no need for slurs and put-downs when comedy like "skcrunklo bonglo bingo" is available! I am racist as fuck though,

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

continuing to be myself despite its grim track record