whatever jingles ur jangles

I feel like not enough people play with the fact that Lan Xichen knew Nie Mingjue from before he ever received Baxia, while Meng Yao has only ever known Nie Mingjue while he was under Baxia's influence. A lot of Lan Xichen's insistence that Nie Mingjue just has a bad day and isn't really like this might have to do with the fact that he genuinely used to know a Nie Mingjue who wasn't anything at all like this. While Meng Yao has always seen the anger and paranoia that is now turned on him somewhere in Nie Mingjue's eyes and his way of dealing with things. To Lan Xichen, a different da-ge just genuinely exists, while to Meng Yao, this idea is just a hypothetical.

also at the end when they ask you "any questions?" and you can't think of anything: ask about parking. even if you don't have a car.

I have an interview today in a couple hours, how did the algorithm know I needed this

Btw when they ask if you have questions some actual good options are stuff like “what’s a typical day like in this role” or “is this job open because someone is leaving or is this a new position”

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

I love you DVDs, I love you VHS Tapes, I love you Cassettes, I love you Records, I love you CDs, I love you Books, I love you Journals

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

ill be honest i dont really get queuing

well this way instead of sitting in an empty lobby waiting for players to join you get to browse around until the queue has enough players to actually start a lobby and then they can all go play immediately

picks you up and climbs my stepladder to put you on a high shelf

HEY?????

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

what if Shen Yuan transmigrated as a pregnant flea on Luo Binghe's head and fed on his blood and so Luo Binghe now has control of Shen Yuan

If it's during disciple days, he might be able to sense binghe's spiritual energy and help guide him into forming his foundation, at which point lbh will notice that something is up and eventually fall in love with the sy flea sucking his blood... Eventually by feeding flea sy enough spiritual energy-dense blood sy might be able to cultivate a human form and get wifed up

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies