kale satan

whatever lol (in tears)

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

This is so cool. I've been to a LOT of natural history museums and have never seen anything so creative and also what a terrific way to demonstrate a possible mode of and reason for flight evolution.

this is the type of shit ben stiller had to put up with

I would have gone nuts for this as a kid.

I think making character playlists is good for you and connected to analysis skills in a very fun way and low investment way. I know its seen as quite trivial but to me it operates the same way looking at a lot of art builds ur skills passively. Yummy enrichment activity

What do we think of Native American Slayer?

Horse cop talking into a walky-talky saying "do you cloppy"

do not ask me if im the loyal type i will attach myself to u like an evil entity

when your mutual makes some really cool shit and it reminds you that you are a human being among human beings and you too have the capacity to create cool shit

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 (romantically)