kale satan

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

The phrase “Tip: I am so fucking mad” will not leave my brain

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

why would i need a blanket when i can just sleep under the weight of knowing it was never gonna be me

this shit is something to me man. i love you

This blog is anti chatgpt and pro breeding kink without the pregnancy part

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes