Dan: Itâs the reason our furniture has been on shuffle seemingly.
Phil: Whatâs it been doing? Well⌠weâre moving! Surprise.
Dan *laughing*: Itâs more exciting than that! LIFE UPDATE. Are you ready for this everybody? We have bought A HOUSE!
Dan: Itâs official! Not like the last time where we tried and then they said that there was a dead body and we got scared, and then we didnât.
Dan: This time successfully.
Phil: Itâs a real deal.
Phil *copying*: Howâs that?
Phil *giggling*: So this has been a project that weâve been working on since 2017.
Dan: It is a new build and that means that other than the outside, which you canât change, weâve designed the whole thing from the ground up and that means, when I say we really have every single damn thing in this place that weâve decided.
Phil: We havenât had any spare time because every minute of spare time has been working on this.
Dan: Yeah, it turns out that this is quite a big job, so itâs been another job that weâve had for about three years now. âCause this was something we decided inâŚ?
Phil: I think it was 2017, it was just before Tour 2 or during Tour 2?
Dan: We did it in 2017 because we were told and had genuinely planned to move into a new house dangerously maybe in the middle of Interactive Introverts.
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Dan: How do we feel about the fact that itâs been taking a while? Slightly miffed.
Phil: Slightly miffed. So all of our stuff is in boxes and has been in the last four months or something?
Dan: Yeah, we have the DanAndPhilGAMES room, itâs completely covered, a cubic, to the whole ceiling and itâs leaked into every other room.
Dan: Weâre basically living in a Harry Potter cupboard right now. But thatâs fine. Weâre ready.
Phil: We are. It was meant to be in the start of this year but then COVID happened.
Dan *chuckling*: So now weâve just been living out of suitcases. I was a bit over optimistic, I was like I can live with two T-shirts and a pair of jeans at like a six months cruise.
Phil: I was paranoid, I had to pack everything.
Dan: And it turns out that you are right. So there you go.
Phil: Yeah, itâs really exciting. Weâve got enough room there to work and also live-
Dan *chuckling*: Which is important.
Phil: - weâve designed the floor plan. The floor plan is made by us.
Dan: Iâm just looking forward to not paying rent! You know for this place, itâs some guy in Norfolk that weâve never met.
Dan *sarcastic: Yeah, I enjoy it.
Phil: Yeah, this is super exciting. I donât think weâll be sharing like, this is our house tour, welcome to our front door! Come on in.
Dan: Yeah, I mean, thereâs the privacy angle but then thereâs also house tours you donât want to look like youâre celebrating the materialism too much.
Dan: âCause itâs not about say, hey, look at all our stuff. Isnât our stuff great? I see that itâs not ALL like that because I like watching house tours.
Dan: From an interior design perspective. I want to know what stuff do people have because itâs a cute reflection of their personality? What big choice did you make about that yellow wall?
Phil *angrily*: Now youâre making me want to do a house tour!
Dan: But either way, weâre not actually going to be moved in for several months. So donât expect that. But yeah, thatâs a big exciting thing for both of us.
Phil: Itâs a big exciting thing and you heard it here first!