*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

you are worthy of relationships that are reciprocal, considerate and intentional. and that isn’t limited to romantic love

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends