anything that brings out your childlike wonder is worth giving your attention to

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

Dahling you simply must explore the backrooms they're just brimming with all sorts of delightful little entities.

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

IT’S SPRINGTIME YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. PASS THE INSTRUCTIONS ON NOT GIVING UP BY ADA LIMÓN

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users