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TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

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Screenshot redraw

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Art by bendoog

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crossover episode

#referring to #my peanits

reallybadblackoutpoems

the amazing book is not on fire (2015) - dan and phil

"phan is real!"

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Harrison Wood Hsiang

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this made me realize that the deer thing is the autism+anxiety damn

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i love how it slowly descends into madness on the first page. this is some quality content.. he didn’t realize how hard that schizoposting line would go 56 yrs later

#dark comedy #anti war #kurdt #timeless literature #sexy anthropologist guy gets traumatized and time travels #kurt vonnegut #prose #circa 1969 #schizoposting #children’s crusade

softwaring

sevochya

do you know about jesus? do you really know? all you know is what you've been told. listen with your heart. sing with your heart. you've just been singing about girls. what do you know about girls? (fuck...) why are you so tense? you've gotta start singing with love in your heart. is this on?

adam, are you there? a pain star has entered your house, but what are you going to do about it? are you going to touch it? it only happens once every thousand years, maybe even two thousand years. and how long is a year, really?

#the voices

cool n warm

#photography #catblr #cat pics 4 the soul #ethereal #my photgraphy #nighttime #night photography #kitty cat

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Peaking through

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oh yeah feminist philosophy at its finest

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faith in ruins [ shot by @ohseephotography ]

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this is literally my dream photoshoot

#artsy nude

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so true

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“the nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. we are made of stardust.”

- carl sagan, cosmos

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yeaaaaaah that’s pretty good, fun thought right there

get the fuck off tumblr canyon and go to sleep you can read all that (pretentious yet classic and sexy) poetry later when ur having ur morning cigarette but you need to be actually be awake by then. Btw stop smoking that type of stardust atom arrangement hurts the atom arrangement that forms your lung tissue and you need good lungs to live a happy little stardust life ok? dont be a dick.

#oldie but goodie #cool thought

Cut while shaving by bukowski except

you’re thinking about brokeback mountain while reading it

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“It's never quite right, he said, the way people look,

the way the music sounds, the way the words are

written.

It's never quite right, he said, all the things we are

taught, all the loves we chase, all the deaths we

die, all the lives we live,

they are never quite right,

they are hardly close to right,

these lives we live

one after the other,

piled there as history,

the waste of the species,

the crushing of the light and the way,

it's not quite right,

it's hardly right at all

he said.

don't I know it? I

answered.

I walked away from the mirror.

it was morning, it was afternoon, it was

night

nothing changed

it was locked in place.

something flashed, something broke, something

remained.

I walked down the stairway and

into it.”

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Rue Aubriot , Two Models, Helmut Newton, 1975

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someone recreate with me

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Coyote pelt reference for mee yif yrf! the tracking collar and IDN are based off of the collar I have irl :o)

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this is super cool

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