sounds kinda gay if you ask me

Do post hard launch phannies know about the theory that they had dated early on but broke up and just continued to live together and build a career and home together as exes?

and like the vidcon 2017 passport adventure IS so funny but its also like god they have suffered more than jesus. imagine you miss your flight thru a combination of utter chaos so you have to get a new one in the middle of the night so youre just trapped in the airport for ages and you fully have not slept in like 48 hours and you barely make it to california two hours before youre supposed to go onstage. youve been wearing the same clothes for two days. youre Suffering. and then you finally arrive in the panopticon where everyone is vlogging all the time so you can’t afford to be too close and then before you’re set to go onstage the act before you is your own peers doing a Hilarious Bit pretending to be you and almost kissing. get it. the punchline is you’re secretly gay. and you just have to go out after that like haha :)

i’m so confused why everyone is so shocked about the commando pajamas thing?? are yall wearing underwear with your pajamas?

sorry i know we're going insane for other reasons right now but i actually cant stop laughing at the idea of the builders seeing dan texting "traitor" "whats wrong with you" and thinking theyre watching the phivorce happening live over text