Ughhhh

*rips spine out and cracks it in mid air like a whip*

uhh reblog this w your sign and wether or not your phone screen is cracked

Omfg who made this where is this from???

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

amazing.

Still iconic

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

one giveth and one taketh away

#…one yoinketh and one yeeteth away - @5qui99l3

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

god i live for this kinda shit

I just learned that that dumb s thing we all drew in grade school is called a stussy and I dont know if I’m happy or sad that the stussy didn’t overlap with the pussy name meme

S-SORRY, IT’S CALLED A WHAT!?!??!?

H-HOLY SHIT……………

That’s Stussy, Babe!

WHY YOU MAD? cuz my stussy POP and yours DON’T?

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Dream Obama is OUT. Dream Wendigo is IN.

Lmao thought he was gonna kiss her on her forehead

I am fucking SCREECHING

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

it’s cause it’s so expensive