*rips spine out and cracks it in mid air like a whip*
styofa doing anything
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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i don't do bad sauce passes
Claire Keane
DEAR READER
NASA

titsay
Show & Tell
Today's Document
todays bird
Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day
$LAYYYTER
Cosimo Galluzzi
cherry valley forever
Sweet Seals For You, Always
KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
Three Goblin Art

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@maidoftime
*rips spine out and cracks it in mid air like a whip*

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DM: *Describes any object or character with a bit too much detail.*
Players:
my hand slipped
Sailor Moon đ by Bri Pippens
uhh reblog this w your sign and wether or not your phone screen is cracked

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Can you hear me sobbing
Omfg who made this where is this from???
Bowsette gives you a friendly reminder
last night a guy said to me âyou are very, very prettyâ and i said âi knowâ and he said like patronisingly âyou KNOW?â and i said âyou think youâre the first person to ever compliment me?â and he didnât know where to go from there
amazing.
Still iconic
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
âYoinkâ is the opposite of âYeetâ
But itâs just as fast
one giveth and one taketh away
#âŚone yoinketh and one yeeteth away - @5qui99l3

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odin is like âwhen thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bellâ
Oðinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Ăorâs birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.
@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again
I need this framed on my wall itâs so beautiful.Â
@theshitpostcalligrapher
ay @systlin hmu
@systlin
My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.
Solen sken, skĂśnt gyllene
Dagen Tor fĂśddes
PĂĽ trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
Där lüg Loke
âKJN
My translation:
The sun shone, sweet golden
The day of Torâs birth
On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
There lay Loki
(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
@bold-sartorial-statement
ay yo show ur husbandÂ
@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes:Â
(oops spot the typos)
i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do itÂ
SĂłlin skein, bjĂśrt og gullin við fÌðingu ĂĂłrs ĂĄ stĂgnum við Taco Bell Ăar lĂĄ Loki
The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing
This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!
And in Danish because why not:
Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden
Pü dagen for Tors fødsel
PĂĽ asfalten ved Taco Bell
DĂŠr lĂĽ Loke
âLEV MERE (LIVE MAS)â
*Snorts*
god i live for this kinda shit
I just learned that that dumb s thing we all drew in grade school is called a stussy and I dont know if Iâm happy or sad that the stussy didnât overlap with the pussy name meme
S-SORRY, ITâS CALLED A WHAT!?!??!?
Itâs called a
STUSSY
H-HOLY SHITâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ
Its hilarious to me that this is âconfirmedâ. By whomst? The meme police?
Thatâs Stussy, Babe!
WHY YOU MAD? cuz my stussy POP and yours DONâT?
This is what the McElroys have done to me and my friends.
Barry: Hey, wanna go out to dinner?
Taako: Wrong twin Barold
Barry: No Iâve got the right twin I just wanna hang out with you more
Taako, choking back tears: Cool
I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, âNo, this is just a dream.â So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, âThe anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.â And then I woke up.
Dream Obama is OUT. Dream Wendigo is IN.

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Lmao thought he was gonna kiss her on her forehead
I am fucking SCREECHING
anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet
itâs cause itâs so expensive