idek anymore

might fuck around and save my own life one day at a time

Me in the span of approximately two seconds

same score but played entirely on kazoos

Additions from my husband: Bakers wear loafers and Zookeepers wear Crocs

Excellent additions.

Angels wear wingtips.

A lumberjack wears Timberlands.

Ice skaters wear slippers

Addition from my mom: delivery drivers wear vans

VERY good addition!

Achilles wears heels.

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

I love her

working weasel

Women in stem

the amount of love emanating from that simple “our michael” is enough to heal all the wounds in my heart

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post