Forté the Bard

Like it's one thing to dislike someone that acts against the parties wishes because "its what my character would do," but a totally other issue to police what class other people play because you don't like it or think it's "game breaking" is fucking stupid and entitled.

Like how dare you think to flex on other players at your table? What gives you the authority to say what does and doesn't belong in the rules? I can tell you your party probably thinks you're shitty for it, not the people playing bloodhunters or artificers.

I make little bags! i also need help :(

i'm autistic, intersex and unemployed. my partner drives for uber eats, but as hard as he's tried we can't make rent this month. i know everybody's struggling rn, but if anyone has a few dollars to spare, wants a lovingly handcrafted bag, or can reblog, it would mean so much to us! thank you for reading

my shop is below and my cashapp is $kateclrk, i also have a venmo, just dm me. i may also be able to make you a custom bag, depending on the request!

because it’s a puzzle no one else will ever arrange the same way as you.

because there are ideas that simply won’t come to you until you write down the wrong words.

because all the bad scenes are the bones of the wonderful scenes.

because someone will love it: someone will read it once, and twice, and thrice; someone will ramble to you about the complexity of it; someone will doodle your characters out of love; someone will find it in exactly what they were looking for with or without knowing it.

because they have things to say, your characters. they’ve told you all those secrets and they have more to tell you, if you will listen.

because you love it even when you don’t; even when it drives you mad or when it accidentally turns into apathy; even when you think you’re doing it all wrong; you love it, and it loves you back.

Steak: medium

Milk: whole milk from a cow because I’m a card carrying White Person

Alcohol: beer

Steak: rare

Milk: oat

Alcohol: Guinness

Steak: Rare

Milk: 2%

Alcohol: Vodka gimlet

Steak: medium rare

Milk: Whole

Alcohol: don’t really drink but when I do it’s hard kombucha

Steak: medium well

Milk: Skim

Alcohol: not much of a drinker, but vodka’s kind of the underlying theme

Steak: medium rare (or raw)

Milk: coconut

Alcohol: rice wine (for cooking)

Steak: Medium

Milk: Whole

Alcohol: Can’t, meds

Steak: medium rare

Milk: whole

Alcohol: cream liquors and vodkas

Steak: medium rare at the absolute most, preferably rare

Milk: whole or oat

Alcohol: white russians or rumrunners

Steak: Medium Rare

Milk: 2%

Alcohol: Gin & Tonics, Blackberry Brandy, Dark beer.

Steak: Medium Rare

Milk: Whole

Alcohol: Rum

Steak: Rare and bloody

Milk: Skim or 2%

Alcohol: Whiskey (neat)