everything will be okay

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

you can very often tell who actually believes healthcare is a human right by whether they think fat people have to earn it first.

I follow the "leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos" rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of "im just one person one piece won't be missed" then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

you see i must do a million things at once because i am running out of time perpetually and also will die if i dont

It’s not that a prison can’t be nice sometimes, it’s just that you can’t leave

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

so what you want to do is go to Settings > Twinks > Manage My Twinks, then right click on That Twink and set the Obliterated setting to true