everything will be okay

all i'm getting from the tags and replies on this post is the butter pillow has cast a devious spell on most of you. you have fallen for the trap of the butter pillow.

how easily the human will crumples in the face of the butter pillow

Absolutely fascinating use of free will. Was it always your life's goal to get electrocuted in the shower while your screams are drowned out by the screams of The Machine?

also have you, perchance, considered un-making it

Hey jsyk op of that post disgraced their dojo

Callout posts in the Draconis Combine be like:

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

clap. clap for fat gay women

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.