Pas de Cheval

Real life really is just like Neopets. Every day I get up. Feed my pets. Get a free omelette at the giant omelette. Go to my job at the ice cream factory where I have to dodge giant scoops of ice cream at increasingly high speeds

idk what teenager needs to hear this but please stop watching south park

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

Every time there's a new tumblr meme there's always people like "this isn't funny anymore, it's gotten boring/cringe" We are on tumblr, we drag dead jokes around so that their blood decorates the place like a children's hospital

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

Given how humanity reacts to life in general, can we picture the INSANELY good memes that would have been made in the Martian universe while they tried to rescue Watney?

My man Mark would record a video discussing life in the Hab and talk about Lewis’s music, and proceed to give an example. Mark Watney would Rickroll the entire Internet from another planet.

Fall Out Boy is good because pete wentz was supposed to be the lawyer nepotism baby of all time and then he was like actually I'm going to start a pop punk band with my friend Andy and this freak my 15 year old chauffeur/guitarist/punching bag got into an argument with at a bookstore who he then brought home and asked if we could keep

really really not enough people in the united states understand that the reason there is a free breakfast and lunch program in US schools is because of the Black Panther Party's Breakfast for Children program. it's so important to know this. you can't be educated about US history or about the relationship between the US government, US poverty, US formal education, and Black resistance movements without knowing this.

I don't want to be unclear. When I say "because of the BPP's Breakfast for Children program" I do not mean that the Panthers had some sort of lobbying program that advocated for children to be fed breakfast at schools which was met with some kind of positive recognition by the United States government. I mean that the Panthers had a program that fed Black children breakfast before school, and J Edgar Hoover described the Black Panther Party as "the greatest threat to internal security of the country" and the Breakfast for Children program as "the greatest threat to efforts by authorities to neutralize the BPP and destroy what it stands for." Media coverage of the Breakfast for Children program exposed U.S. child hunger on an international scale, and the program itself nurtured Black revolutionary community, and in order to ameliorate the former and undermine the latter, the United States federal government was forced to institute a program to feed children breakfast in schools. Almost 80 years later there remains in the United States an assumption that children should and will have access to breakfast and lunch at school and it is because of how much Hoover feared the Panthers. (Quotes are findable various places including this article.)

Great news! The most manipulative, unsympathetic, mean-spirited, tone-deaf person you know is majoring in psychology

Position of power and control over others while looking like a selfless altruist I think

And the solution isn’t their charity. It’s them paying their workers higher wages, and letting themselves be taxed fairly.

Accepting identities I don't understand is actually extremely easy because I just go "this isn't about me" and move on with my life unbothered by someone else's identity, it's truly that simple.