A Grab-Bag of An Odd Reindeer

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

I dislike this. 

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im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done

honestly just a good mindset in any creative endeavour

@copperbadge

Honestly my favorite part of this entire story is that the portrait was so incredibly iconic because the photographer just irritated the fuck out of Churchhill. 

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

i mean it’s not like i can just NOT reblog amigara fault. what if one of my followers is one of the lucky ten thousand who HASN’T been unutturably altered for life by it yet? go read it! it’s creepy, but trust me, it was made for you.