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Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

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the-davest-of-uncles

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

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canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

#carrots #people laugh like oh lol carrots are so innocuous #nO THEY AREN'T #they taste like SOCKS

watasnak

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

aflo

Settlers of catan

spin-the-wheel-polls

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Voting ended onJul 21

#oh good #a dagger #surely this is a great weapon for me #the person with short arms tiny hands and very tight wrist tendons

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muffinlance

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

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evilwizard

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

evilwizard

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

evilwizard

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

gaybichon

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

jesse-pinko

Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first

vadergf

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

rudolphsboyfriend

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

bisexualalexmercer

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

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johnnycrass

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

helloitsbees

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

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redarmyscreaming

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

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Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

deramin2

I hope Rian Johnson gets to make as many Benoit Blanc movies as there are Agatha Christie adaptations and more. I hope Daniel Craig gets to play the dapper, enigmatic, theater gay detective Benoit Blanc until he physically can't act anymore. And I hope that role far overshadows playing James Bond for years as his artistic legacy.

Johnson is the first writer in a long time to understand that the the serial detective archetype is a trickster spirit who takes power from the violently corrupt, and gives it to a common person who has passed his tests to prove they're good of heart and would use those resources to improve the world.

mgs5

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

hisuizorua

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

chufflepop

Umbreon

snappingsquids

Look at what you’ve done, you’ve given babby anxiety!

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