A Person Who Exists😔

you ever heard of this thing called music?

music? like the colourful cube people?

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

i've finally read and finished heir to the empire, abt a third through dark force rising now! what am i doing after the og thrawn trilogy though am i meant to attempt to read like. all of everything in legends in order after this or is there a recommended certain set of books to get through? help me legends girlies you're my only hope

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

director krennic better thank all the force gods that ezra bridger purrgiled thrawn when he did cause if thrawn found out that NOT ONLY did the death star get destroyed by rebels like 0.2 seconds after its first use (the waste of resources!!!), the empire's reaction to that was CREATING A SECOND IDENTICAL DEATH STAR....not even the bendu could stop thrawn from resurrecting him just to murder him again

WHY DIDN'T Y'ALL TELL ME HOW AWESOME MARA JADE IS

She's awesome and she's a goofus because she always says the wrong thing. This one interaction with Leia was a doozy!

Mara: So I'm going to kill your brother Leia, who has just seen Luke have an existential crisis after he thought Mara died: Yeah right sure anyway here are my babies you helped rescue from being kidnapped by a crazy sith guy and you're an auntie now. Mara: Did you not hear me? I said I'm going to kill your brother. Leia: Yeah yeah ok but here's the thing, all kinds of evil baddies say it and then they just have the worst follow through after Lukey turns his baby blues on you and is all kind and understanding and shavit. Can we cut to the chase and get to the part where you agree to babysit so Han and I can bet on illegal swoop racing in the Coruscant undercity? Mara: I would like to bet on the illegal swoop racing. Leia: That's irresponsible, you'll be doing auntie things. Luke: Anyway here's my dad's lightsaber. it's totally not an engagement present or anything loaded with a ton of emotional meaning.

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

there is a CONVERSATION in my HEAD and I cannot WRITE IT. rage and hatred

there is a VIDEO in my HEAD And i cannot ANIMATE IT. hage and ratred

There is a GAME in my HEAD and I cannot CODE IT. Ratred and hage.

there is a SONG in my HEAD and I cannot COMPOSE IT. haged and rate.

there is a MOVIE in my HEAD and i cannot FILM IT. raged and hate

there is a CRAFT in my HEAD and i cannot BUILD IT. snage and snatred

Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)

Like showing your baby bump to the family pet 🥺