The Bowery Presents
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@spyroforlife
another day of scrolling through a tag that's apparently just popular enough to be included by bots spam tagging everything under the sun
all so they can get eyes on their stupid ass videos that are just gonna be immediately reported and blocked anyway
but thank fuck Tumblr banned porn, that made the tags sooo fun and safe to browse haha
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Oh noooo, he's in your arms, what are you gonna do about it Al?
My respectful interpretation of the wrap party drink menu
if a friend who had recently had a limb amputated invited you over for tacos made with the meat from their amputated limb would you try the taco no nuance
yes
no
reblog for largest possible sample size please
flat fuck friday
you know what day it is
queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday
another beautiful FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
yet again FLAT FUCK FRIDAY is upon us
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If you could have one defense mechanism from the entire animal kingdom, what would it be and why?
Me personally, I'd love camouflage
you know those lizards that spray blood out of their eyes
that
because it'd be funny
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October 2016
April 2017
July 2017
September 2018
December 2018
June 2019
February 2020
August 2020
You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
TODAY
Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:
May 2021
January 2022
October 2022
April 2023
July 2023
June 2024
February 2025
March 2025
November 2025
August 2026
If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.
We ran out again 😢
Well then let’s fill out the rest of the decade
May 2027
Jan 2028
April 2028
July 2028
Sept 2029
Dec 2029
June 2030
An extremely exhaustive and representative poll of all of tumblr ever
Okay, cryptkeepers, let's do a super well-planned demographic survey.
How decrepit are you?
A puling infant - <20
Advertiser's wet dream - 20s
Still got it - 30s
How dare you not be embarrassed to exist - 40s
Basically dead - 50s
Sounds fake, but okay - 60s
BOW BEFORE THE LICH QUEEN, PUNY MORTALS - 70 and up
Apples and Bourbon - Chapter 20 - A Really Good Morning
Another update! Lucifer and Alastor have some fun in their hotel room (intercrural my beloved) and then head down for breakfast, where they watch some news and discover that word of their relationship has spread fast.
Lucifer is reminded that he wanted to visit Cain, and with Alastor's approval, arranges to meet with him. After returning their hellhorses to Satan's castle, Lucifer teleports Alastor right to Cain's farm to meet up with one of history's most infamous souls!
Was sitting outside and heard a ruckus and looked over in time to witness a giant hornet take down an entire cicada
Literally slammed that poor thing into the ground and wrestled it around, at first I thought it was just the cicada and reached down to move the grass out of the way so it could take off, and that’s when I noticed the hornet and stopped because I’m not getting in between that lol
Picture and a video under the cut, warnings for insects and bug on bug violence
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I love this image immensely because first and foremost I find it incredibly funny to apply in dire situations. But second and second-most because on occasion, in certain circumstances, it represents a truth and gospel unmatched by any other statement on the internet.
Made another funny moments compilation because I like doing that sometimes
this time it's *a scene I enjoy from each episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force season 1
*two scenes for each Mooninites episode because I love those lil shits more than words can describe
she only plays minecraft and spore
if no one else got me
I know the Food Lion turkey club wrap got me
People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.
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Sometimes a banana will have the most vile texture known to man, other times… heh! This banana ain’t half bad!
I would like to believe there's a timeline where the Phantom Virus from Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase became a big time Tumblr sexyman
just look at him
what with the being skinny and a villain with a sexy voice who's mildly charismatic but also repeatedly subjected to slapstick nonsense, and he's quirky (the baseball puns!!), AND he's got zappy powers and control over technology and did I mention the whole rogue AI thing (we love those right, Wheatley, Caine, AM, c'mon..)
also he comes with the yaoi chin already pre-installed..
there would definitely be Phantom Virus fuckers
perhaps they already exist. if one of you sees this, I RESPECT YOU 💜
