SpyroForLife

just look at him

what with the being skinny and a villain with a sexy voice who's mildly charismatic but also repeatedly subjected to slapstick nonsense, and he's quirky (the baseball puns!!), AND he's got zappy powers and control over technology and did I mention the whole rogue AI thing (we love those right, Wheatley, Caine, AM, c'mon..)

also he comes with the yaoi chin already pre-installed..

there would definitely be Phantom Virus fuckers

You make 500k tax-free every year, but somewhere in the world is a single chimpanzee banging away at a typewriter day in and day out with no breaks.

If he ever spells the word "penis", both you and the chimp explode.

Do you still do it?

The chimp is working nonstop and 'penis' is only a five letter word where each letter is fairly randomly spaced apart, making it pretty likely actually that the chimp will end up typing it at some point

so hm. Decline

OH??

Apples and Bourbon - Chapter 19 - Ragesburg Pt.6

They ARE leaving Ragesburg after this but they might spend a little more time in Wrath because I just remembered I want to have them visit Cain (he's living in Wrath in this, because it fits and I do what I want)

the Internet was invented for three things and three things only

Photos of cats with cheeseburgers

Photos of dachshunds dressed as hot dogs

Creepypasta

oh great so this is an annoying new thing now

is there any setting to change that to default to oldest comments first, please??

And no not in the dynamic you would expect (or maybe you do, if you're classy like that 😏)

I'm talkin' Lucifer on his knees worshiping Alastor's hooves. Kissing and rubbing them and letting Alastor put them on his face all while Alastor reclines back in a comfortable chair, listening to the radio and reading a book and maybe getting a little hard over it