Madame DeLyte

long distance friendships seem like a modern retelling of the story of orpheus. they’re the one true test of loyalty. will you trust me enough to know that even if you can’t see me, i still love you? will you trust that we’ll see each other again and still have all that love? will you trust me enough to not look back and doubt it?

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

Official Post of Massachusetts

[clutches my pearls] Trans people in 1921?!??! But I thought trans people were trend of today’s youth!

Love seeing the folks in the notes who knew woodpeckers have really long tongues, and the people who just learned that the hard way.

i’d never seen the follow up this is 1000x funnier

if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind