Madame DeLyte

Might as well.

nothing to lose.

A walrus selkie whose human form is a short stout bald man with a muttonchop beard that still kind of looks like a walrus

We have always been human.

Close! Those are puppies.

We have always been puppies

Why am I just NOW seeing the greatest sculpture that humans has ever made?????

sometimes people think I am on Mad At Them Island, when in fact I am far more often paddling around in the waters of Slightly Annoyed With Their Recent Behavior Bay, or perhaps on the beautiful Peninsula of Get Well Soon But I Will Not Be Engaging With All Of That

The thing about being trans is that once you come to terms with it it’s really just whatever but The Cis People insist upon being weird about it

Once you’ve been out of the closet for a while and are surrounded by people who are at the very least neutral and respectful about the trans thing it just becomes a whatever part of your life and all these people claiming that you’re ruining society and passing laws against you kinda feels like a swat team storming into your house while you’re just eating spaghetti.

do u ever see someone in your notifs and think wow! i was sure you'd unfollowed me by now

Does anyone want to get matching tattoos and immediately have an unsalvageable falling out

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

im deleting this fucking website

It took me a minute

Gotdamn I haven’t seen this post in almost a decade

i’m going to hurl you all into the fuckin sea >:(

WHY DID NOBODY FUCKING INFORM ME