Madame DeLyte

call me a patron of the ass library the way I'm checking out that butt

While the vaudeville stage withered, drag as an art found new ways to thrive.

I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood

idk how you’re getting Content from “i fee like i dont know how to be a person properly and i dont know how or what to talk to my husband about almost ever” but she’s now happily divorced so she was in fact Not Content

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spotted in nyc

truly classicists making websites are the gift that keeps on giving. nothing like going to a website with the url http://curses.csad.ox.ac.uk/ and being greeted with a page titled "cursing for beginners"

no but like i want them to actually feel it

you dont like her?

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Una Watters (Irish, 1918 - 1965), Girl Going by Trinity in the Rain, 1959.

was testing something out for an animation project. check out this thing

baby need smoko

Paul: Wait, are you sure you guys didn’t just miss him?

I proceed to eat popcorn as this entire mess sorts itself out once and for all.

Seen in Prague, Czechia

Twitter: @haileytjmclaugh

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

I do however know that for whatever reason, each sip reminds me of when I was, I want to say, sixteen? And I accidentally shocked myself while plugging in a hair dryer after a shower. Still not sure how it happened, I was careful to grab the brick (I am generally conscientious of the possibility of being electrocuted due to a childhood field trip to Underwriters Laboratories in Northbrook, IL) but I suppose a single drop of water connected me and the prongs of the plug because the next thing I knew I was screaming and my fingers were numb and tingly at once, and for whatever reason the Dunkin' Dirty Soda reminds me of this happening to me

Bro I'm dying because of this fucking beverâge