Questionable Advice

~ “How to Bathe,” Herald of Health, 1866

~ Don'ts for Bachelors and Old Maids by Minna Thomas Antrim, 1908

Why March? Mrs. Owen's doesn't say, so we'll just have to take her word for it

~ Advice to Young Men and (Incidentally) to Young Women, in the Middle and Higher Ranks of Life, by William Cobbett, 1829

~ The San Jose News, December 6, 1928

I say, what peculiar phraseology you have

Stressed out about the news? Try carving baskets out of cabbage. Hacking at things with a knife can be satisfying

The Meat of Many Uses!

~ Success in Letter Writing, by Sherwin Cody, 1913

~ When You Marry, by Evelyn Millis Duvall and Reuben Hill, 1953

~ Etiquette, Jr., by Mary Elizabeth Clark and Margery Closey Quigley, 1965

Vests are more complicated than you think: wearing the wrong one can make you look like a grave robber.

Pro-horse propaganda

You can't convince me that professional clowns are a thing that should exist, buffoonery or not