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this video is making me lose it right now i cant stop replaying it its so funny

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I found myself having, not exactly an argument recently, but a highly opinionated conversation with someone who did not believe my assertion that once upon a time there were official Hello Kitty vibrators. With the aid of the Wayback Machine, I found this article, and thought the world at large might enjoy it too...
#reading this post treating it like every other tumblr post#hello kitty vibrators yes of course that is the kind of thing you read about on tumblr#no surprises there#until i realise who op is#and have to laugh and laugh and laugh#i love neil gaiman#a true tumblrina if ever there was one
Sauron: “I like your Silmarils”
Morgoth: “Thanks, I stole them from the president”
hold on i have to read the Silmarillion real quick
yeah this is funny
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I love the new timestamp feature. Instantly see that it did indeed take nearly a month to reply.
somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.
#yeah maybe i’m a marketing lab rat but at least my dash is in fucking chronological order
this ad appeared right after i read this post.
so yeah, they’re testing something, but in true lab rat fashion we have no fucking clue what
Yall remember how Texas had that "report an abortion" form that they had to take down after a week?
Well, Missouri has one, only it's for reporting transgender concerns.
Comrades. Friends. Romans. Countrymen. You know what to do.
This is the time to get creative with it, too, because realistic reports are a Bad idea here (they will get used as “evidence” that gender affirming care is dangerous). We actually want to send all the random, wild shit we can think of!
my final form
yeah. for once, actual random bullshit works.
most times, I advise against sending obviously fake things because they can just filter it. but submitting things that seem plausible, even if they are completely fake, will be used as a reason to actively harm us. because these people don't care whether or not they're telling the truth.
so don't make up believable stories. instead just spam them with copypastas until your email gets blacklisted. then get a new email and spam them again.
THATS it. NO wet food for a MONTH

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This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.
This text thread brought us into a new age
c'mon, we can get this to a million
Tumblr isn’t really sure where to put your follow button on mobile
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follow me instead my blue words are asking politely
My red words are asking seductively
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i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”
All this talk about gays not being able to drive is blatant erasure of those of us who were brave enough to weather the trials of the DMV (Forbes’ selection for Straightest Place on Earth eleven years in a row) so that we could return triumphant, finally able to drive each other to the 24 hr grocery store at 2 am, the gayest hour, to buy cheap vodka and takis
Stand up for your rights, auto homos! Don’t let them forget your sacrifices
erasure of country gays that were forced to drive because of a homophobic lack of public transport
I am covered in hickies how am I supposed to be a respected scientist looking like this!?!
Normalize kissing other the other scientists with tongue
*walks into the lab and comes out hours later covered in lipstick marks* the collaborative research is going well

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