where my #slonchers at

The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

hyperfixating on pasta is what italians did I think

SAD! oh well theres other nations

It's edible and natural who wants to try it 🤪

What the horse said ⬆️💯

yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like

the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around

They’re all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.

im a feminist

Who the hell are you?

you’re not ready to find that out

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

My favourite part about this post is that many people still don’t notice Neil. Like I remember a lot of history accounts who only post real photo content were reblogging this at one point who were, I can only assume, seemingly unaware of the giant trench rat playing a tiny keyboard

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous