DON'T MOCK MY WORLD TURTLE

maybe saving someones soul changes you as much as it changes them. but maybe you changed on purpose. maybe you remade yourself in the image of the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen. maybe god looks like us because he loves us

Pride sharks! Happy pride month :D more super cute pride flags themed sharks coming soon 👀

my "i love my mind horse that wants me dead" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

I found a dog breed I'm interested in. they're born pre-stained

I present to you: Bolognese dog eating spaghetti bolognese. Because yeah, I’m funny.

well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

Human 2: (panicking but in too deep to stop now) God.

The reason for this was that if you lived in an agrarian society then your survival was a throw of the dice every year, depending on the success of the crops. A failed crop year is a very hard year where deaths are expected. And if you grew a cereal like wheat, there were several things that could cause your crops to fail, but one of the big ones was if you happened to get a fuckton of aphids. You know what eats aphids? Ladybugs! If there are lots and lots of ladybugs around, there was a good chance that it’d be a good crop year! They were little crop protectors! When your family lives or dies on the success of that crop, of course they’d be seen as a blessing and given an appropriate name!

And entomology too i guess

Not even a cow, it’s just a little Creature but we know for sure God loves it.

A liddol creeture