DON'T MOCK MY WORLD TURTLE

dean falling in love with the mangled, injured and tortured angel. cas falling in love with the battered body and tortured soul.

castiel the eldritch being with a flip phone so that his humans can call him. so he’s accessible via human technology. castiel the immortal angel switching from a flip phone to a smartphone because that’s what humans use now. castiel angel of the lord using emojis

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

SACABAMBASPIS

OFMD where everything’s the same but Ed says “our golden age of piracy is collapsing"

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions